sick...ugh

i think i'm sick. my head feels like a ton of bricks has just decided to reside in my skull, i'm starting to cough, i'm getting noseblocks and my voice... is starting to sound weird. me no wana get sick!!! and i'm constipated!!!! sigh... my tummy no feel good. me need to sheeeeet, but sheeeet no come out, sheeeeet stay in me. its poisoning me!!!! hope it all goes away by tomorrow! oh... tomorrow... i haven't thought about my oral presentation. can i not go to school tomorrow??? pls? pls? pls? puhleeeeeeeez? pls with sugar on top? biaaaatch!!