fly alert!!!

THERE IS A FLY IN MY ROOM!!!!!!! there i was enjoying my time staring at my lappie and what do i hear? a buzzing noise so loud it'll make me go deaf. no, its not your typical teeny weeny house fly. its HUGE!!!! agh!!! its fat, its huge, its LOUD, its fast!!!! absolutely scary!!! eeeeek!!! i HATE anything with more than 4 legs!!! ew!!! its giving me a heart attack!!!! i hate FLIES!!!!!! T_T i wana go home!!!! *wails* i hate spring! no, i dont hate spring. i hate the hugeass flies that comes flying around in spring. T_T i want my daddy!!!! T_T *wails even more* sheeeeeet!!! i hear another one outside the window!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!! FLIES!!!!!