hubby from hell

just came back from richmond. went to yet another chinese restaurant. the food was great but... alas, someone just has to spoil the atmosphere!! that man... no, i don't think he's a man. more of a sissy!!! he was whining n whining n whining n whining... agh... and the way he eats. you'd think that he hasn't eaten since the last world war. sigh... he gobbles down food... wait.... swallow would be a better word for it. its like he doesnt take other people into consideration. he just eats and eats and eats thinking that since he'll be paying, might as well eat as much as possible before anyone else has the chance to steal his food away from him. and the area surrounding him is soooo dirty!!! some spastic person would have better table manners! and right after dinner, right when everyone puts down their respective chopsticks, he worries abour desert! i mean.. c'mon! not like they will forget about desert! they need time to clear the table, you know. sheeesh!!! he was afraid that the restaurant would rip him off his few pieces of fruits! what's with that man? and in the car, on the way back: hubby: what you think of dinner? wife: was ok. hubby: you think? the portions were so small. wife: no, it was ok. you're the one with the problem. hubby: no, i'm sure the portion was bigger the last time we went. they were trying to rip me off or something. and look at the fish tanks, so empty! are you sure thats even a seafood restaurant? wife: yes, i'm sure it is. hubby: but would you look at how empty the fish tanks are? would you go back to the restaurant? wife: i dont see why not. the food is pretty decent. hubby: really? jeez.. the portions were so small and so expensive. i would never go back there again! wife: look, the place is totally fine. stop whining about how small the portions were. hubby: but it was really small!!!! i'm not even full yet. wife: how can u not be full?! u hate 4 bowls of rice and practically all the side dishes! hubby: really.... and it goes on and on and on until we reach my place. jeez!!! he is the worst guy i've ever met, bad attitude, bad table manners, whines more than a sissy... definately a hubby from hell.