bad luck

Uranus must have positioned itself in between the earth and the moon and disrupted the earth's rotation causing a change in my fengshui and now, bad luck has descended upon me. i lost my calling card, $50 worth might i add and my mp3 player died on me. i initially thought it was the batteries but it turned out to be the blardy player itself that broke and i lost the letter that Telstra sent me. an invoice to refund me the extra money i paid for their services.... and i cant find it. damnit! sigh... i hope my bad luck doesnt manifest itself into something out of proportion. lets hope that when Uranus finally moves out of the way, things would look up.